fuckyeahretailrobin:

It’s not that I have allergies that are too bad, but the fact that I could not access enough oxygen while standing around this woman. She came into the store I work at and asked me for help. I started coughing, sneezing, then gagging within a minute of being around her.

I had to excuse myself and ask a coworker to take care of her for me. Spent about 20 minutes outside regaining the use of my lungs.

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

it started out as a joke but… WELL YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

magicalgirlconfessions:

Sometimes, I think Kaname Madoka’s personality-changing and her legacy life, is a great tribute to Optimus Prime.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck

“Reminder of the day: Puberty has treated John very well, more than what Dave first had thought earlier. Like fucking Jesus christ has descended from the sky, brought to life for the task of handing John the gift of handsomeness and delicious attributes in person, kissing his abs, preaching: ”you da man” to him and subsequently attending the ‘Party Rock Anthem’ video, because thug life chose him.”

zeico:

color-palettes:

Suffocating Penis - Submitted by kawaiiraccoon

#575965 #6f677a #777fa2 #729ba6

Suffocating Penis

(Source: color-palettes)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Top Text: “THESE BOXES ARE”

Bottom Text: “UNACCEPTABLE!!”]

Funny story. I work as an over night logistics in the big red bulls eye and one of my duties is to scan the boxes off the truck. Some times we get stuff that goes to other stores, or things that should’ve been shipped in another truck, so when this happens the PDA makes a funny BLIP sound. 

The other night we kept getting box after box like this and when my manager asked what the PDA was reading, I said “unacceptable”. 

Exceptional. Exceptional was the word I was looking for. 

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

The character is dead & we are still making jokes about it. 

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Supernatural

“Castiel looked upset, he also looked constipated but that was just his face”