I don’t even remember what I looked like in early high school. Messier hair than I have now? I remember wearing a lot of stupidly big earrings. I don’t know if females are allowed to wear the pants for the Hogwarts uniform, but fuck the skirt. Fuck it.

Pottermore placed me in Slytherin, so I’m going with that. Although if I had been sorted as an eleven year old, I probably would have been placed in Ravenclaw? We’ll just go with Slytherin.

Pottermore also gave me 10 inch spruce wand with a unicorn core that’s slightly springy.

I have no idea what my best subjects would be, as the things I was good at in school are strictly muggle. I don’t imagine wizards can become artists, there’s probably spells for that. Non fiction writers, maybe.

(And that’s all I got for now but feel free to send me more!)

(how do I magical girl costumes?)

I really wanted to do Frida for this since I’ve made the comparison, but alas, Madoka Magica style has no fat people! Everyone’s stick thin.

Instead you get Lily Creech, another one of my original characters. I have no idea what she would’ve wished for, but she would definitely jump on the chance to get magical powers and save people. Except oops, she’d probably go the Sayaka route.

The outfit is supposed to be based off a cheerleading uniform? I guess that means she gets a staff b/c baton twirling. I don’t even know. I also have no idea what her colors would be. Light purple?

Pose reffed from here http://hermiethefrog.deviantart.com/art/Magical-Girl-Staff-Weapon-Pose-Reference-318218680

I went with one of my original characters, Melanie Summers. (She’s better known as Nicole before I changed her name.) Yes, the gun and knife using psycho is still very obviously a threat in two headed chibi form.

She’s supposed to be licoriced themed, hence the belt and hair bow. You can’t really tell. She’d probably look a lot like Vanellope if I actually colored this, hence why I chose her.

(BTW guys if there’s any of these you seriously think I should color, I may.)

Man this is like, cheating. For real though, I can’t step away from this style no matter what I do.

Here is me as a dumb college students. I’d use blue and green for the color scheme. No, I didn’t give myself the default female face shape. Fuck that noise.

Oh and bonus

Me as a grocery store cashier. Pants would be tan, jacket and tie would be blue. If I were doing that in Amity Park, I’d just get annoyed with the ghost attacks. I’m not getting paid enough to deal with that shit.

Yes I scanned one pic and edited it a bit to get the different outfits. Deal with it.