[Image Description: Two birds sit on branches with their beaks open. The first is facing the left and the second is full out screeching in hysteria.
Top Text: “Why don’t we take all the crying and bratty, spoiled children”
Bottom Text: “And leave them at hope with a baby sitter while you shop?”]Dear Retail Robins,
I am sorry. I was going to just paste robin heads on the Patrick Star meme but I saw these and they were too good not to pass up.
I work in the back of a fast food joint. If I can hear your bratty kids over the radio, intercom, frying equipment, and...
PPPLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEE
This, but with restaurants.
Two words: Parenting License. People should be able to demonstrate sufficient control over wild children in all public...