[Image Description: Two birds sit on branches with their beaks open. The first is facing the left and the second is full out screeching in hysteria.
Top Text: “Why don’t we take all the crying and bratty, spoiled children”
Bottom Text: “And leave them at hope with a baby sitter while you shop?”]
Dear Retail Robins,
I am sorry. I was going to just paste robin heads on the Patrick Star meme but I saw these and they were too good not to pass up.