bryke: you think there was a love triangle last time?
fandom: y-yes.
bryke: we'll give you an actual one this time!
fandom: yay!
bryke: three of them.
fandom: what.
bryke: all on top of each other.
fandom: i--
bryke: you won't know what to ship.
fandom: we're sorry--
bryke: THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT