That moment when you caught yourself thinking of...
mama-avio: espaike: i was getting ready to...
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
poopycoconut: inspiredbyeverythingaroundme: idothistostalkyou: poopycoconut: malawrath’s dog Possible names: Fluffy Toto Rover Spot OHMYGODWHATISTHATTHING Fido Fifi fifi wins YAY
beasmygod: FOX NEWS HEADLINE: child snuff simulator aimed at your children??? read more about the latest in web hacks: microsoft paint’s “homesuck”
raceagainstelegance: piratenkoenigin: remember how people were like “the alpha session is going to go way better!” this is turning out terribly
notyoudonut: “Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
nooooooo why would this happen
thisismyallcapsrage: Kidz Bop did Moves Like Jagger.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground: beeeleenn: I reblog this just because of the gifs.
lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
adora-bloodthirsty: penotbutter: kottykuns: hellacoolfunnyyurikid: princessblaine: killthecandylady: rockinrye: do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com. wtf wait seriously It begins really signal...
poopycoconut: SSAUNDRU: *sobbing* I-I fail at sex. I’m the worst at sex. FRANNY: dude no cmon stop crying. SSAUNDRU: I’m the worst sexer. FRANNY: dude SSAUNDRU: It’s me.
==> Empress: Bring in the dancing lobsters
biscuitlikeboundlessness: meevist: court dismissed
knight-0f-breath: The Misery High tagline should just be “We were here before Monster fucking High” instead of Ex Nihilio Nihli Fit.
Random Chats Part 2
kagstar: idothistostalkyou: This one involves other people’s characters. Watch me totally get their typing styles wrong. Read More Please do this for Justin and Blain. Well I don’t really know how they type? O-O And honestly? No. Did you only comment on this for a chance at a writing request? Because that’s what it feels you’ve been doing a lot recently. Did you notice...